Paradise.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

phalloid-destroyer:
catchymemes:
I just want to go up to everyone who approved these and beat them with their own products.

tokoshi:

when your friend is into pup play and they show you their collar and dog hood

freedomjusticewarrior:

yahooentertainment:
lmao😂/smh🙄
Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.
“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”
“Are the other skittles human lives?”
“What?”
“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”
“Well sure. But the point-”
“I would eat the skittles.”
“Ok-well the point is-”
“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.
Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…
… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

ilovecalc2:

me to the unfertilized egg I’m releasing from my body this month

such-justice-wow:

lebritanyarmor:
te-amo-corazon:
chaneladdict:
feministism:
Originally posted by nonstopultimate
is she his girlfriend or his mother??smh
ew what the fuck
Your mother also shouldn’t act like that